These are the stupidest contract terms I saw this year. Can you beat them?

These are the stupidest contract terms I saw this year. Can you beat them?

I recently got the opportunity to run a writing workshop for a huge social media company. That meant I also got the opportunity to see their standard supplier contract, which had some pretty outrageous stuff in it. Freelancers, I challenge you: have you seen contract terms worse than this? Let me be clear about what…