Join me for smartass news improv this afternoon on Facebook live

Kathy Klotz-Guest and I will be sharing a Facebook Live video session today at 2PM Pacific, 5PM Eastern. You can sign up for it here.

What will happen? Here’s what we know so far . . .

Kathy is not only a marketing expert, but a professional improv performer. That is her in the picture. You know she is funny because the word “Funny” is right above her head. She is positively glowing with talent.

I did standup comedy. I performed three whole times on open mics in the 90s. I took a comedy class to meet women with a good sense of humor, but there were only men in the class. The very funny Wendy Liebman once offered to buy jokes from me until she came to her senses. So it is clearly time for me to restart my comedy career.

Kathy and I are both smartasses.

In the last week 238 localities applied to be the new home for Amazon’s second headquarters, several prominent people got nabbed for sexual harassment, and Apple started shipping a new phone that nobody wants. Kathy and I notice these things. They seem funny to us. Funny strange or funny ha-ha? That’s the issue, right there.

It is my birthday. I am very, very old now. So this is the perfect time to watch this video on which there is a good chance I will suffer humiliating failure and defeat. Please stop by and laugh at me.