Venezuela’s 1 million percent inflation and other realities of exponential growth
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Venezuela’s 1 million percent inflation and other realities of exponential growth

Venezuela’s financial implosion is devastating. People are starving. The government is printing money to cover budget gaps. And the IMF estimates that inflation will top 1 million percent. But what would it take to get 1 million percent inflation? Before reading on, take this poll. (If you know the formulas for compounding, please don’t use…

The new owner of Dictionary.com and Thesaurus.com abuses a thesaurus

The new owner of Dictionary.com and Thesaurus.com abuses a thesaurus

Rock Holdings, parent company of Quicken Loans, has acquired Dictionary.com and Thesaurus.com. The resulting press release is a perfect example of how an idiot uses a thesaurus. I know this press release was supposed to be funny. Funny is different in a press release. I salute that. And it worked: Google News shows 7,570 articles about…

Columbia Gas PR fail: Don’t brag about accomplishments while your customers freeze
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Columbia Gas PR fail: Don’t brag about accomplishments while your customers freeze

Columbia Gas workers made a mistake that led to dozens of injuries, one death, and more than 60 house fires and explosions in communities north of Boston. Then the utility shut off service to over 7,000 homes. Now, while many of those homes are still taking cold showers and freezing, it has issued a press…

“Nebraska. Honestly, it’s not for everyone.” Great tourism slogan, and not too corny.

“Nebraska. Honestly, it’s not for everyone.” Great tourism slogan, and not too corny.

Your job is to get tourists to visit Nebraska. What would you do next, assuming suicide or changing identities aren’t viable options? I like what the Nebraska Tourism Commission did, even though their choice of tagline is upsetting people. The question is, what do they do with it now? As the Washington Post reported, the…

The perfect length for promotional video and other delusions from CONCURED
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The perfect length for promotional video and other delusions from CONCURED

According to CONCURED, an artificial intelligence platform, the perfect length for promotional video is 3 minutes and 54 seconds. This may be the silliest “fact” I’ve read this month. CONCURED, which calls itself “The world’s first AI-powered Content Strategy Platform,” issued a press release about its new insights. Here’s the whole thing: Artificial Intelligence Names…

You need Jay Baer’s “Talk Triggers” to make your business spread and grow
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You need Jay Baer’s “Talk Triggers” to make your business spread and grow

There’s this book called Talk Triggers by Jay Baer and Daniel Lemin. It has alpacas on the cover. And you should buy it, because it’s really useful. If you’re in an agency, or in marketing, you’ve probably heard clients say “We want to create something viral.” It’s practically a meme. And it’s insipid. You cannot…