“Department of War” and other clearer names for cabinet departments
Yesterday President Trump issued an executive order renaming the Department of Defense to “Department of War.” It was a refreshingly direct description of what the department actually does (or more accurately, the parts of what it does that the Trump administration would like you to focus on).
In that spirit, can you identify the renamed cabinet departments whose new, more direct and accurate names are coming soon in the form of Trump executive orders?
- Department of Taking Care of People We Sent To War
- Department of Imposing our Will On Other Countries Short of War
- Department of Trade Wars
- Department of War on People Who Don’t Belong Here
- Department of War on Inner Cities
- Department of Food
- Department of Power
- Department of Money
- Department of Moving Stuff and People Around
- Department of Exploiting Workers
- Department of Exploiting Open Spaces
- Department of Punishing Bad People
- Department of Redefining Medical Science
- Department of Indoctrinating Children
Answers below
- Veterans Affairs
- State
- Commerce
- Homeland Security
- Housing and Urban Development
- Agriculture
- Energy
- Treasury
- Transportation
- Labor
- Interior
- Justice
- Health and Human Services
- Education
For Department of Justice, I suggest instead “Department of Punishing People We Don’t Like.”