What would you call SpaceX Starship’s “rapid unscheduled disassembly?”

What would you call SpaceX Starship’s “rapid unscheduled disassembly?”

SpaceX test-launched the world’s largest rocket, Starship, yesterday. The rocket company defined success ahead of this test as getting off the launchpad, which the rocket did. Four minutes later it . . . well, here’s a snapshot: SpaceX called it a “rapid unscheduled disassembly.” Too tempting I know an invitation when I see one. Twitter…