When it comes to vacuous quotes after a loss, Joe Mazzulla is no Bill Belichick

When it comes to vacuous quotes after a loss, Joe Mazzulla is no Bill Belichick

Basketball’s Boston Celtics — picked by many as the most talented team in the NBA playoffs — stunk up the joint last night with a weak, low-effort home game against the Philadelphia 76ers and Joel Embiid, the most valuable player in the whole league. First-year coach Joe Mazzulla was on the hot seat to explain…

Incomplete pass[ive]: Bill Belichick rejects the Presidential Medal of Freedom

Incomplete pass[ive]: Bill Belichick rejects the Presidential Medal of Freedom

Donald Trump proposed to give New England Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Belichick’s statement declining the honor twists, turns, and lies down passively like a quarterback about to be sacked by the defense. A bit of background. Belichick is part of the holy trinity of New England football, along with…

Meaningless Platitudes Master Class: How not to write the way Bill Belichick talks

Meaningless Platitudes Master Class: How not to write the way Bill Belichick talks

Patriots Coach Bill Belichick spoke to reporters Tuesday, told only the truth, and said absolutely nothing. He spoke in platitudes. Take a close look at your own writing, because if you write the way Belichick talks, your readers will be just as frustrated as those reporters were. How to not answer a question the Patriots…